Things guys should know about girls
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. <<<<<true
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. <<< i acctually find it amusing3. Don't say you understand when you don't. <<<<It annoys me
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! <<<<Nahhh cuz Im not
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. <<<Or you will get hit :)
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. <<<<Very truueee
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't. <<<<Unless your ryan hoskin....cuz he does
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. <<<<and hoes get aids
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. <<<mainly you come across a complet dick
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. <<<<system???
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. <<<<Not saying nuffin
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. <<<<And to show you care
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. <<<You will get sex afterwards
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it. <<<<Go swimmling or to the beach??
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. <<<Dont stop us earing make-up
16. We are DrAmA queens. <<<<<We can kick off at little things
17. Fashion police do exist.<<<<<And will take us down >=]
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it. <<<<<And dont shove our heads down there
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. <<<<Unless its me then i would like to talk about, drinking, paintball, girls, boobs, other guys and sex :)
20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times. <<<<They are appreciated
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.<<<<But if you repetedly mention it we will go insane and shave for a whole hour...
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out. <<<and you will again be punched
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. <<<<No shave=No kisses, No sex, No nothing
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not. <<<<ewwww
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers) <<<<And i will get upset that you think my boobs are small
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. <<<Kayy that sound halairius buh no
27. We are beautiful at all times. <<<<You wish
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. <<<but never agree that were fat
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it. <<<<Dont make me rub your nose in it cuz i will
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.<<<SO STOP ARGUING WITH ME!
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1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.<<<I do this
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.<<<Or bueried
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.<<<I have those people who will break you
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.<<<Even if they think your lying
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.<<<It makes us feel special
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.<<<And then their ussually sorry
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.<<<<Its sweet and makes us feel loved
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.<<<<or be punched
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.<<<<it makes us feel cheap
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...<<<Its amusing
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.<<<ummm...yeahh...totally
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..<<<I would love to pay half but i never have the monies and even if i did you probably wouldnt let me
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!<<<Or let me!!!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.<<<I have the stuffed animal, and one of his sweatshirts. 2 out of 3 :)
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.<<<<Its sweet
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.<<<<or just tell him to shut up.. W/E no big deal
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer.<<<< -_-'
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.<<<<Or be prepeared for an argument and to be ignored
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.<<<<We like the irony of them
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.<<<Friend, pets and family like you :)
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.<<<Haha mines fattttt
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.<<<And we need you to make us feel bettah
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.<<<meh
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.<<<Or just let me meet your college friends??
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.<<<True
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.<<<<^_^ you do that
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.<<<<Unless its mee ;)
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.<<<<You would never live it down.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.<<<Something yummeh
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.<<<Or... STOP SPENDING MONIES ON ME
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.<<<!!!!
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.<<<????
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. <<<<<true
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. <<< i acctually find it amusing3. Don't say you understand when you don't. <<<<It annoys me
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! <<<<Nahhh cuz Im not
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. <<<Or you will get hit :)
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. <<<<Very truueee
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't. <<<<Unless your ryan hoskin....cuz he does
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. <<<<and hoes get aids
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. <<<mainly you come across a complet dick
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. <<<<system???
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. <<<<Not saying nuffin
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. <<<<And to show you care
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. <<<You will get sex afterwards
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it. <<<<Go swimmling or to the beach??
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. <<<Dont stop us earing make-up
16. We are DrAmA queens. <<<<<We can kick off at little things
17. Fashion police do exist.<<<<<And will take us down >=]
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it. <<<<<And dont shove our heads down there
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. <<<<Unless its me then i would like to talk about, drinking, paintball, girls, boobs, other guys and sex :)
20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times. <<<<They are appreciated
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.<<<<But if you repetedly mention it we will go insane and shave for a whole hour...
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out. <<<and you will again be punched
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. <<<<No shave=No kisses, No sex, No nothing
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not. <<<<ewwww
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers) <<<<And i will get upset that you think my boobs are small
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. <<<Kayy that sound halairius buh no
27. We are beautiful at all times. <<<<You wish
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. <<<but never agree that were fat
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it. <<<<Dont make me rub your nose in it cuz i will
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.<<<SO STOP ARGUING WITH ME!
Hope you like :)
30 Things GUYS should know about GIRLS!..
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.<<<I do this
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.<<<Or bueried
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.<<<I have those people who will break you
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.<<<Even if they think your lying
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.<<<It makes us feel special
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.<<<And then their ussually sorry
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.<<<<Its sweet and makes us feel loved
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.<<<<or be punched
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.<<<<it makes us feel cheap
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...<<<Its amusing
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.<<<ummm...yeahh...totally
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..<<<I would love to pay half but i never have the monies and even if i did you probably wouldnt let me
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!<<<Or let me!!!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.<<<I have the stuffed animal, and one of his sweatshirts. 2 out of 3 :)
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.<<<<Its sweet
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.<<<<or just tell him to shut up.. W/E no big deal
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer.<<<< -_-'
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.<<<<Or be prepeared for an argument and to be ignored
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.<<<<We like the irony of them
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.<<<Friend, pets and family like you :)
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.<<<Haha mines fattttt
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.<<<And we need you to make us feel bettah
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.<<<meh
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.<<<Or just let me meet your college friends??
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.<<<True
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.<<<<^_^ you do that
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.<<<<Unless its mee ;)
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.<<<<You would never live it down.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.<<<Something yummeh
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.<<<Or... STOP SPENDING MONIES ON ME
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.<<<!!!!
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.<<<????
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